It's a Dangerous Life in Brown County, Indiana

As some of you may know Bill DeVille, our support hero, lives in a log cabin near Nashville, Indiana, USA. And while you might think that’s a peaceful place, it is not always. Here’s what Bill copied from the Sheriff’s Log this morning:

July 13, 9:06 a.m.: Caller on Greenbriar Lane reports she heard gunshots then people walking, now sounds like construction of some type, but she is afraid to leave residence to check. 9:29 a.m. Caller advising disregard officer. Not a gunshot; a squirrel got into a transformer and exploded.

And I thought only squibs would explode.